This is a Jeff classifier made with Jev.

Built a Jeff classifier with Jev that processed 20 images in 9808ms, showing live probability and raw results per round.
The original post
This is a Jeff classifier made with Jev. It processed 20 images in 9808 ms, showing the live probability and raw result for every round. Built out of pure love for the “My name is Jeff” meme. Fast, goofy, and extremely Jeff.
Engagement when collected
Numbers are a snapshot taken from X when the case was added to the library (schema v1, collected 2026-09-19); they will not match today.
Where this case fits
Filed under classification & data extraction, video, animation & media. In the pattern Jev is built for, the model answers a bounded question per step — and ordinary code acts on the answer, because the answer is already a value rather than a paragraph. Other posts in the same family are on the classification & data extraction page.
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